Table manners

March 8th, 2010

I love dogs. But they’re dogs, not people!

The latest thing in Florida and Rhode Island is dining out with your dog.  Not on a picnic or camping trip, but at a table, in a restaurant. Zootoo.com reports that restaurant owners are getting licenses so they can serve dogs that come into their establishments with their owners. One Palm Beach restaurateur goes so far as to provide disposable dog dishes.

I am working hard to teach my dog some manners.  Like staying off of the table, not sneaking her tongue up to lick a plate, not begging, and waiting patiently to be fed. This morning, fearless Fannie stretched her shaggy body up to the top of the kitchen counter, where she made off with a fresh loaf of banana bread.  By the time my daughter caught up with her, the top half of the loaf was gone.

I don’t want to take my dog to a restaurant.  I’d rather leave her home. It’s like having a date with your husband, without the kids.

Blogging and spam: Real comments are welcome

March 4th, 2010

I don’t really understand the mentality of spammers. What are their inane “comments” supposed to accomplish?

Take this one, which was attached to an earlier post about heroic dogs: “While researching for kennel training dogs on Thursday, I came across your blog and post regarding Marc the vet : Aversive Dog Training Techniques”. This has absolutely nothing to do with dogs that save people’s lives in Haiti, and nowhere on this site do we talk about Marc the vet, whoever he is.

Or this one: “The Major Indoor Soccer Society’s Milwaukee Breaker announced brain tumor Wednesday presumptuous MarcoTerminesi has been placed on their injured hoard record”. At least three copies of this paragraph of gibberish were slapped onto Chester’s Blog in hope of being published. Sorry, that’s what a spam filter is for.

And then there are the ones that come from Russia. You can tell they’re from Russia because the Cyrillic characters have changed to all question marks and the address is .ru.

I don’t know what these people hope to gain by trying to catch a ride on our coattails, but it ain’t working! We actively monitor the comments that come to Chester’s Blog.  If you have a legitimate comment and aren’t trying to make a sneaky attempt to publicize your business (what does auto insurance have to do with dogs?), we’ll publish it.

Things are happening at Stone Mountain Pet Lodge

February 24th, 2010

It seems like there’s always something going on at “The Lodge,” as we call it. The month of March is no exception.

SMPL will exhibit at the Twin Cities Pet Expo March 6 and 7 at the Minneapolis Convention Center. You’ll find us in Booths 419 and 421. There’s plenty of activity to behold, including dock-jumping dogs, frisbee-playing dogs, and dancing dogs. (You can even take a class to teach your dog how to dance, but you have to pre-register to bring Sam to the show with you.) New this year is a Pet Look-alike photo contest, and a rabbit agility exhibition. The show runs 9:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m. Saturday and 9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m. Sunday. Come on down!

Head over to The Lodge on Saturday, March 20, for Canine Health and Wellness Day, sponsored by the Bearnese Mountain Dog Club of the Twin Cities. It’s free and you don’t need a BMD to attend. Hours are 8:00 a.m.-3:00 p.m.

A dog by any other name

February 16th, 2010

Did you catch the three new dog breeds that were introduced at the Westminster Kennel Club Show? They’re not really new–the American Kennel Club (AKC) just got around to “recognizing” them. Nevertheless, they made their first sanctioned appearance at this year’s show. The first was an Irish setter with a red and white coat. It’s supposedly a high-energy dog, but gentle. The next “newbie” was from Norway, a buhund. The buhund, a herding dog, has been around for centuries and even sailed with the Vikings. The last dog was also a herder, a Pyrenean shepherd. It’s native to southern France and has been used to guard sheep for ages and ages.

If it’s taken AKC this long to recognize these old breeds, how long do you think it will be before they decide Labradoodles are something other than an over-priced mixed breed?

Let’s Hear it for Canine Equality!

February 8th, 2010

Well, knock my socks off! The American Kennel Club (AKC) voted at its January meeting to allow mixed-breed dogs to compete in agility trials against purebred dogs. That’s right, the Joe Six-packs of the dog world can now compete in the same classes and win the same trophies as the bluebloods. Starting April 1, 2010, dogs with an AKC Canine Partners listing number will be eligible to participate in AKC Agility, Obedience and Rally trials that accept mixed breed entries.

What does your dog have to do to become a Canine Partner? First, he/she must be neutered/spayed. Second, no wolf hybrids. Pretty strenuous! That, and a check for $35 gets you listed. Of course, there are other rules, such as you can’t name your dog an obscene name. (Who hasn’t called their dog unprintable names? But nobody’s made them permanent!) You get a magazine and other stuff, too. A pretty small price for the chance to have your mutt beat the furry little pants off that snooty French poodle down the street.

Puppy Bowl This Weekend

February 5th, 2010

If you’re looking for something besides talking heads to watch before the Super Bowl this Sunday, February 7, tune into Puppy Bowl VI on the Animal Planet channel. This year’s event includes panoramic views from the Twizzlers blimp, supposedly run by a cockpit crew of hamsters. Lop-eared rabbits do the cheerleading. The action starts at 3:00 p.m. EST. You can get behind-the-scenes action, too, such as how the show is made, as well as starting line-ups, at http://animal.discovery/tv/puppy-bowl.

Even the Groundhog Texts!

February 2nd, 2010

Punxsutawney Phil, the original, official Groundhog, literally “phoned it in” this Groundhog’s Day.  The sun had barely risen when tophatted local officials began parading Phil, the groundhog, before a crowd of 20,000 people.  As usual, Phil predicted six more weeks of winter. In addition to seeing his shadow the old-fashioned way, Phil also texted his prediction to more than 26,000 people.

Groundhog Day dates back to the early Christian celebration of Candlemas, when candles were blessed and distributed. Candlemas celebrants predicted that clear skies on Candlemas Day meant  more winter weather ahead. The Roman legions, during their conquest of northern Europe, introduced the idea to the Germans to Candlemas. The Germans put their own twist on it, and said if the sun shone on Candlemas Day, a hedgehog would see its shadow. (That was a tough one to figure out!) When Germans settled Pennsylvania, the hedgehog became a groundhog, also known as a woodchuck or whistle-pig. In the 1880s, some enterprising citizens of Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, decided to name themselves the Punxsutawney Grounhog Club, and February 2–Candlemas–was named Groundhog Day.

So what did Phil say in his text? Read below:

“If you want to know next, you must read my text. As the sky shines bright above me, my shadow I see beside me. So six more weeks of winter it will be.”

OMG, the Dog’s on Twitter!

January 28th, 2010

When will the insanity stop? Now Mattel, the toymaker who brought you Barbie and Ken, has come up with a device so your DOG can Twitter!  According to money.cnn.com, “Puppy Tweets is a plastic tag with a sound and motion sensor that you attach to your pet’s dog collar and connect its USB receiver to your computer. Then you create a Twitter account for your dog and enjoy updates all day.” You can receive the pre-recorded “updates”,  on your computer or your smart phone. The updates are supposedly cued to the dog’s activity, so if he’s running around at doggy day care, it may send you a Tweet that lets you know he’s active.  Mattel previewed Puppy Tweet to the media ahead of the annual Toy Fair in New York in February.

You’ll have to wait awhile to get your dog on the social network–the Puppy Tweet won’t be in stores until fall. Be prepared to shell out $29.95.

Rescued Dogs to the Rescue in Haiti

January 27th, 2010

It’s not uncommon for a team of rescue dogs to show up at disaster sites. They were used after the tsunami in Myanmar, in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, and now, in Haiti.  There is one team that’s a little different. It’s made up of dogs that were themselves rescued.

The dogs come from the National Disaster Search Dog Foundation, based in Ojai, California. SDF  works exclusively with rescued dogs and trains them to rescue people buried alive. Most of SDF’s 69 canine search teams are certified by the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA). The dogs undergo rigorous testing, in which they must find four to six victims in a pile of rubble. The pile may contain distractions such as food or cats. If they become distracted, they fail the test. SDF receives no government funds for training these dogs, but relies on donations. The full rescue training course costs $10,000 per dog.

It’s heartening to think that dogs that were saved from death in an animal shelter–society’s thow-aways–are now saving the lives of people in Haiti. In one rescue, a dog named Hunter (how appropriate!) found four little girls buried alive under four feet of concrete near Haiti’s Presidential Palace.  Good dog!

And now, from the “sicko” department…

January 19th, 2010

Would the cruel idiot who glued the cat to the highway in Minnesota please step forward? There are a bunch of people who’d like to take turns using you as a punching bag, at the very least.

If you’re not familiar with this story, a woman was traveling along Interstate 90 in western Minnesota on December 18, when she drove by a cat lying in the middle of the highway.  She turned around to check it out and found it glued to the pavement, but still alive.  She took it to the Second Chance Rescue Center in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. A volunteer at the center took the cat home, but the rough treatment he’d received prior to this was too much for Tiny Tim, and he died just before Christmas.  The center has started a reward fund for information about the incident that leads to a conviction. At last count, it had reached over $12,000, and actor Ken Wahl had pledged his Golden Globe award from the TV show, “Wiseguy.”

We’ll leave it to other blogs to invent creative punishments for the person or person who glued poor Tim to the road. But we’ll join their voices in calling for just punishment for their acts.